Definitions by dude573

scrumbler 

A man who will do anything for 5 dollars, and i mean anything. you want your moms car fixed? hes got you. You want an old snowdragon? Hes got you. you want imported coco beans from the ivory coast? Hes got you, all you need is $
5.

"yo scrumbler, blowjob?"
"you got the 5?"

"yeah"
*Gulping noises intensify*

scrumbler by dude573 October 12, 2023