The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.
by JacksoffPollock April 9, 2014
The act of examining the nether region area of a male, with the ultimate goal of deciphering whether a bulge is present. A play on the word "scrutiny."
"Whoa, check out the bulge on that guy."
"You've been applying some intense scrotiny to that picture, haven't you?"
"You've been applying some intense scrotiny to that picture, haven't you?"
by Luxey December 13, 2017
A martini whose ingredients are flexible, it can be made with gin or vodka. It can have vermouth and/or olives, or not. Whatever you like is fine. The key to making a scrotini is that the drink must have someone's scrotum immersed in it prior to consumption.
Dave dipped his sweaty, unwashed balls in my martini, and made it the finest scrotini I've ever tasted.
by Casewhacka42 February 21, 2022