scroted

Verb. The act of one rubbing the ballsack shaved or unshaven in a clockwise circular motion over the facial features of a willing candidate.

I scroted that fat ass beast last night. Then i gave her a facial, miami bukkake style

by Brad&Mike October 11, 2005

Scroted

Verb - To make dirty, or smeared

Dude, you scroted the keyboard with your Cheetos fingers.

by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021

Scroted

A meaningless word that can be used an a verb or adjective to annoy your friends.

Josh: Ethan isn’t scroted

Braxton: I know right? Bro get scroted

by GetScrotedL May 18, 2022

scroted

When someone pulls off something so wild, brave, or just straight-up legendary that they’ve clearly got massive balls and are borderline GOAT status.

"Bro walked into the board meeting, called out the CEO, and got the whole team a raise. Straight-up scroted."
"She hit that last-second shot like it was nothing. Scroted behavior, for real."

by coffee_glizzler December 11, 2024

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021