scrotel 

Man who derives sexual pleasure from especially trained guinea pigs.

Why have my guinea pigs got sticky fur again Antony Piffchuck ? You incurable scrotel !

scrotel by Lee Sharples July 15, 2003

scrotel 

One who believes definitions of invented words posted on the net by vandals.

He's such a scrotel, he believes scrotel is a word.

scrotel by GuineaPig December 3, 2007

scrotel 

Deriving from the words SCR and OTEL which in swahili mean Lee and Sharples

To say Lee Sharples is a scrotel is a total understatement .

scrotel by PiffChuck June 24, 2004

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

old scrotey 

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

old scrotey by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Scrotemeal 

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013