scrotel

Man who derives sexual pleasure from especially trained guinea pigs.

Why have my guinea pigs got sticky fur again Antony Piffchuck ? You incurable scrotel !

by Lee Sharples July 15, 2003

scrotel

One who believes definitions of invented words posted on the net by vandals.

He's such a scrotel, he believes scrotel is a word.

by GuineaPig December 3, 2007

scrotel

Deriving from the words SCR and OTEL which in swahili mean Lee and Sharples

To say Lee Sharples is a scrotel is a total understatement .

by PiffChuck June 24, 2004

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013