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Scripture 

"Scriptures" or "Scripture"(both can be used as plural depending on context) is a term which means an money(of an indefinite amount). A "bible"(a stack of money) is made up of scriptures.
Ex 1: "On my momma niggas gone die if I don't have my scriptures by Monday."

Ex 2: "I'll divide this bible into separate scriptures."
Scripture by Purrpologist May 7, 2020

scripture-thumper 

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.
"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."
scripture-thumper by Qit February 26, 2004

SCRIPTURE RIGGING 

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.
Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.

Scripture skank

A person (usually female) who takes a passage of the bible and applies it to their lower back as a tattoo.
"I thought it was just a run of the mill tramp stamp but then I looked closer and saw she was a scripture skank and I knew God had made her just for me."
Scripture skank by pyralis35 November 26, 2011

Scripture Spitter 

(n) A person who quotes scriptures to show off their knowledge and ability to memorize. They usually scripture spit when somebody is feeling down instead of actually listening to the person. It is usually done in a very judgmental and flippant manner.
Meryl quoted scripture to me when I informed her of my mother's death. She's such a mean, rotten judgmental scripture spitter.
Scripture Spitter by lorelei91 August 12, 2015

Scripture spitting 

(v). To quote scripture in an obnoxious, judgmental way, especially after somebody spills his heart out.
Meryl is always scripture spitting instead of listening and being kind to others. She quoted ten Bible verses after I told her about my father's death.
Scripture spitting by lorelei91 August 12, 2015