Screwted
I'm feel so screwted because I've consumed an unknown amount of various drugs to the point of being unresponsive
Screwted by MiniAssassin October 30, 2021
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Nick Screwed by NickyD17 May 17, 2012
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Screwged
Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
Screwged by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022
Screwged
The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Shit-Screwed
A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.
Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.
Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.
Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
Shit-Screwed by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010
screwed the granny
To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."
screwed the granny by Dark Lord Cthulhu October 16, 2013
You got screwed.
What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.
Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.
Me (meekly): You got screwed.
Me (meekly): You got screwed.
You got screwed. by genius-girl October 30, 2009
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