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screb end 

The Butt of a cigarette which is usually found lying on the floor of pavements,parks etc. Chavs have an amazing affinity for spotting these from a mile, just like a cow can spot the blades of grass in a field.
Fuck meeeee sideways... thats an odin that is, I just found a screbend and it's half full.
screb end by Solstice May 2, 2005
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screb end 

A Person Who Is A Complete Prick; A Person Of No Use; A Dirty Person
You are a right screb end, do you know that
screb end by Sean OG January 17, 2004

Skreb End 

The remains of a discarded cigarette with at least 10% left unsmoked. Often found down on the park, stained with urine or white lightning.

Sometimes, desperate or trampy people may spark up a skreb end and finish it off. With any luck, they will die of dysentery as a result.
'You know what you two need?'

?

'A Piss stained SKREB END!'
Skreb End by needs4crying November 30, 2009

screbend 

The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.
"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."
screbend by Ollock Bollock July 5, 2006

screbender

noun for screbend, a person lighting and smoking a screbend, most commonly one thts already put out
tom is a total screbender
screbender by ollie GH August 11, 2006
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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Pee Calculus

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