Scowen 

Motherly figure but is a wench

She's a scowen

Scowen by Scowen August 17, 2014

schweng 

To describe the amount of awesomeness or cool another has.

As the man walked by into the club, heads turned as the schweng vibe the man gave off lighted up the room

schweng by Yan Elkers January 27, 2010

van showen 

A cocktail popularized by Seattle technologists and hipsters in the early 2000's consisting of one part vodka, one part whiskey, and one part tomato juice; garnished with celery, parsley, and sea salt. Intended to challenge to the gustatory fortitude of the drinker, legend has it that drinking a van Showen to completion brings seven years of good luck.

That van showen was the best cocktail I've ever had!

van showen by the_tawdry_cawdrey November 28, 2014

Schwendtke 

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.

“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”

Schwendtke by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019

snowenfreude 

the slightly malicious feeling of joy experienced by people living in warmer climates upon seeing massive, crippling snowfall amounts elsewhere in the country.

Etymology: After the German Schadenfreude, Schaden (damage) + Freude (joy).

Viewing images from the East Coast's Snowmageddon, Chad experienced a fleeting sense of snowenfreude.

snowenfreude by jesalewi February 12, 2010

Schwenk 

(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.

(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!

Schwenk by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man December 15, 2008

Schwenkalicious

Girl with a fine ass booty- a play on fergalicious

DAMN that bitch is schwenkalicious

Schwenkalicious by Edl5054 September 26, 2009