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scrapmaster 

One who takes or asks for the remains or scraps of other peoples things.
My mom sneakily reaches in the garbage for scraps of the chicken pot pie that I threw away, as i bust her out and yell "you scrapmaster!" and laugh.

As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."

Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.

A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."
scrapmaster by whiteyz March 31, 2009

Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.
Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

scoutmaster randal

A creepy old man that jerks off in the shampoo bottles at boy scout camp then licks the semen out of their hair after it dries.
Scoutmaster Randal was abstinent all year so he could top off every bottle at camp.
scoutmaster randal by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019

Scoutmasters Handshake 

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.
My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

Schoolmaster 

A male teacher or a disciplinary master, someone who corrects students' behavior.
Did you see the schoolmaster scolding that kid? He was so fierce!

Scoutmaster 

A synonym for a males scrotum. (Discovered while using spell check)
I have contracted crab lice that love to breed in the folds of my scoutmaster.
Tucker Carlson advised to sun ones scoutmaster.
Scoutmaster by scottyyttocs April 26, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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