A scoopmaster is someone who has trained in the way of Tostitos Scoops. They know exactly how much a scoop can hold and for how long before the scoop cannot take it anymore. Scoopmaster are revered as gods in the Tostitos community.
The scoopmaster swiftly scooped the guac into his tostitos scoops chip. The absolute perfect amount.
by ThisisnotFinn December 31, 2020
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As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."
Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.
A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."
As everybody is super stoned after passing the blunt around and putting that stanky in the air Jessica walks in the circle and asks "can i hit that?" Then Sean says "Not unless you got money on it scrapbitch."
Late at night me and my buddies throw donuts at random people while driving the Plymouth Breeze. We realise raccoons are picking up the scrap donuts on the side of the roads. So we light them scrapmasters up with paintball guns.
A bum is pilfering through the trash for food as I hit him with a donut thrown from the plymouth breeze and yell "scrapf@%&."
by whiteyz March 31, 2009
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Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.
Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!
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