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noun Vulgar.
1.
complete dickwad, arsehole, arrogant prick.
2.
Slang.
a. a stupid, mean, or ignorant person. Someone who is not as pro as they think they are.
b. the worst part of a place or thing. Usually in relation to Interwebz stuff like making sites and graphics.

adjective
3.
Slang. stupid, failure, noob, gayness or douchebaggery.
Have you ever seen a site so scoteyed?

You cannot even start your computer, are you a complete scoteye or something?

Look do not make me be a scoteye and call the cops on you!!!

Someone hacked my account, I feel like such a scoteye for using abc123 as the password.
scoteye by notscoteye April 19, 2013
Words you can keep

ScottyEthan

A waterfowl, Anatidae, or duck. Owner of Space Talk. Also includes Russain MiG planes. Likes to communicate using the said so, "N Word". Also known as Scottybrother
ScottyEthan is a duck, The owner of Spacetalk is a duck.

That terrible paint job on that plane looks like Scotty Ethan's.
ScottyEthan by tactiphy November 25, 2020
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Scobeyed 

The act of pointing to a user-editable site and considering it authoritative. Specifically, relying upon a less-than-trustworthy source to win an unwinnable argument.
James 'Scobeyed' the definition for pownage to refute his obvious incorrectness.
Scobeyed by issue9mm March 1, 2008

ScottyEthan

A discord user. He has made a bot, replies to literally anything with "lol", and owns the SpaceTalk/Aerospace discord server.
That guy is such a ScottyEthan
ScottyEthan by DiscordDragon November 12, 2020
another word used to describe someone as a dickhead
god dam the guy was a fucking 'sconeye', hope i dont see the fucker again!
sconeye by Howy88 June 21, 2008
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