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scottney 

Usually given as a nickname, a scottney is someone who is given fellatio from an older woman.
Jimmy recieved a blo-job off an older woman, his new nickname is scottney
scottney by Poppy Miller April 28, 2006
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scottney 

A straight up whore, but pretty and likes to party.

But doesn't get along with other females most of her friends are males.
Girl: wow scottneys a whore.

Guy: actually scottney is pretty awesome!
scottney by loverlovedumb November 29, 2011
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Scotney. Is a castle . In a place I can't remember.

Definition 2, a "Scotney" is defined by many a thing, including but not limited to ...

Dancing , a Scotney is a very good dancer.

Eating. If there is one thing Scotney can do better than dance, it's eating. What ever yummies you can offer, a Scotney will chom. (Spicy and skittles are key)

Gaming. A Scotney loves to game. Often a cute little hermit a Scotney spends many a evening/day/night etc gaming.

Cooking. A scotney may brag about cooking but not many have had the privilege of this skill.

All scotney have bottoms , most are deadly . The deadliest are named 'auschie ' this is because a scotney will (at times) completely destroy a room with its noxious gases .
Omg, that guy I know is such a scotney !

Dude, could you be any more scotney?

Argh! Why can't you be more scotney!?!

Ha! You did a scotney.
Scotney by Rowan krawler. February 9, 2019

scittney 

to show uberl337ness
that was a scittney frag
scittney by scott johnson September 25, 2003
A bald, green goblin-like creature; typically found near lumbridge but can also be found elsewhere.
person 1: Hey did you see that scottey?
person 2: yeah it looked like the green goblin from spiderman!
Scottey by God Chris August 30, 2017

scittney 

adolf hitler
scittney by peter pan September 26, 2003

scootney 

Skoot-KNeeē
Name for a blooded prince destined to become a great leader. Usually a hot head with horrible trust skills. When back is to wall this person will shine the brightest.
I'm worried about him but he's scootney , so everything will be fine
scootney by Thomas Greer August 16, 2018
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