Scorpasaur 

A dinosaur from the cretacous period which had scorpion claws for hand. Coloured red and green and was one of the most dangerous things around. Liked to eat roarberries and spotted shrews (from which pigeons evolved from). Remains have been found in Texas and new Zealand

Now used to describe someone who has done something rediculous!

Ie - wow your such a scorpasaur!

Or - Scorpasaur! Man your crazy

Scorpasaur by Devilslaw February 4, 2010

Shopasaurus 

Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.

A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.

Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.

The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.

Shopasaurus by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011

Slopasaurus 

A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.

Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!

Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!

Slopasaurus by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011

Slorasaurus Rex 

The mixture between a slut, a whore, and one with a small brain (dinosaur)

Can you believe she cheated on him she's such a slorasaurus Rex

Slorasaurus Rex by george the hipster March 17, 2011

Sloreasaurus Rex

A a super slut plus a bottom feeding whore with little to no class. Aka a slore of the most epic proportions, and or the most used up bitch from school.

God damn that sloreasaurus rex nailed the whole varsity team!

Sloreasaurus Rex by The Slore Dirty D October 25, 2010

Sloreasaur

A slut-whore who is as big as a dinosaur, always is horny and would fuck any dick within' a 1 mile radius.

Damn, that 6ft 350lb girl in my math class is such a sloreasaur.

Sloreasaur by slorelax123 December 1, 2011

Slorasaurus Rex 

A slore of prehistoric nature

Daayyummm Look at that slorasaurus Rex walking outa the trees!

Slorasaurus Rex by Somerandomchick1988 September 23, 2011