A dinosaur from the cretacous period which had scorpion claws for hand. Coloured red and green and was one of the most dangerous things around. Liked to eat roarberries and spotted shrews (from which pigeons evolved from). Remains have been found in Texas and new Zealand
Now used to describe someone who has done something rediculous!
Now used to describe someone who has done something rediculous!
by Devilslaw February 4, 2010
Get the Scorpasaur mug.Large bottomed people who lean their upper bodies into the shopping cart while propeling said cart with their dinosaur shaped thighs. Typically they lumber slowly and often in small (number not size) packs. there is legtimate fear of being caught in front of a heard of these when the blue light goes off at K-mart.
A Shopasaurus is a large bottomed person at a Wal Mart, Target or any supermarket. See how they will lay their chest in the upper basket, sometimes lower their O2 tank into the cart, either cross their arms or grasp the sides of the cart, but never the handle and lumber down the aisles. they often turn their heads side to side as though ripping vegatation out of the ground as they communicate with their herd about just how many boxes of snack cakes to get this week.
Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.
The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
Their feet are almost always adorned with Crocs or Sandals and always with socks.
The spiny version of this species lines their six packs of sodas straddling the perimeter of the cart. This resembles a rocket assembly, but I am pretty sure it is for defense only.
by mad anthony 86 June 20, 2011
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A person who has surpassed all previous notions of sloppyness, they have become so quickly intoxicated and so sloppy that they leave behind a path of destruction equal to that of a dinosaur. Often they deny their sloppyness and continue to increase it.
Broski: Dude, that girl was such a Slopapotamus last night!
Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!
Broseph: No. She stole and kept that whole bottle of vodka to herself, broke the coffee table, smashed her face off the wall, ran around naked, puked, called her ex at least five times, cried, was temporarily suicidal and then passed out on the toilet. That bitch was a full on Slopasaurus!
by Slopasaurus Slayer March 27, 2011
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Get the Slorasaurus Rex mug.A a super slut plus a bottom feeding whore with little to no class. Aka a slore of the most epic proportions, and or the most used up bitch from school.
by The Slore Dirty D October 25, 2010
Get the Sloreasaurus Rex mug.A slut-whore who is as big as a dinosaur, always is horny and would fuck any dick within' a 1 mile radius.
by slorelax123 December 1, 2011
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