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Scoolding

A combination of the word schooling and scolding.

Meaning a fierce rebuke that leaves you pondering your past actions.
The scoolding she gave me made me realise what an idiot I had been.
by BlazerBastard September 20, 2016
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Scooping That Out

To have sex. A synonym to 'hitting that' or 'tapping that'.
Bro 1: Yo, bro, check out that girl.
Bro 2: I'm totally gonna be scooping that out later, brah.
by Dane! July 10, 2012
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Scholzing

Yesterday we all were supposed to fix the staircase, but you were scholzing us all day.
by Daugvinas May 29, 2022
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Scolding Sean Water

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.
"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.
by libfucksRus September 9, 2020
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Stoolinger

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.
The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.
by King Frozen May 27, 2020
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scooming

A northern Scottish word for being exceptionally nosey, fishing for gossip and generally being a curtain twitcher. Even though scooming means looking for gossip, the word 'scoom' as a noun means gossip.

One can be labelled a 'scoomer' if they are known to deliberately and desperately look for gossip. Scoomers can be found slow driving past your house or round all five streets in your village at night for hours... or perhaps even in the local shop pretending to look at apples or (other healthy things they'd never actually buy) but is actually listening very carefully to everything you are saying.

Once the scoomer has found their prey, the scoomer will not be satisfied until they receive their supply of scoom. Everyone can be guilty of scooming but every village has their super scoomer.

Most likely used in the rural areas of the Scottish Highlands in the north.
*Man walks into local shop* 'Here Josie, I've got some scoom for you...I saw your mum last night scooming on the church goers. Turns out Mrs Fandan sacrifices cats straight after church and feeds them to her husband. He thinks he's eating chicken.'

Josie *Wow , that's some great scoom.'
by CarlJay May 1, 2018
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Within scrolling distance

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'
"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"
by kakashleigh August 15, 2009
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