stonner

A male erection. Used a lot in Glasgow, 1980's.

The teacher called Little Johnny to go up to the blackboard. Little Johnny refused because he was taking a raging stonner.

by Big Bobo March 18, 2003

stonner

A pork sausage wrapped in a doner kebab, soaked in batter and then deep fried.

1000 calories with 46g of fat including a portion of chips (£3), 'the most dangerous supper in Scotland' is the creation of Saei Sangag, owner of a chip shop on Glasgow's Old Dumbarton Road, who says he got the name from Chewin' the Fat, a cult Scottish comedy. 'I wondered if the name was a bit risky but most people think it's great... it's flying out of the fryers.'

Interviewed by Canadian radio and broadcast throughout North America, Sangag said he keeps an advert in his window that reads: 'Due to severe health danger of this fine dish we can only supply one Stonner supper per customer per week'.

by Quiksilv August 11, 2004

stonner kebab

when your dick is too soft to get it inside a woman but you still manage somehow.you then work it into a hardon

too much drinking last night so when i tried to hump her i had to give her a stonner kebab

by droneblackdevil January 28, 2007

Stonner talk

Open minded talk and a lot of confused shit

'Stonner talk'.Going into extreme details and ofen side traking into other subjects. And lots of story telling.

by Lukeperrymagic May 26, 2018

stonner fingers

Stonner fingers are when. You have had your turn on the biff and go to pass it but drop it and creates a mass panic an you say
“GET IT “

“Get it stonner fingers “

by Stayout March 14, 2019

Snonner

Meaning a snow boner ,caused from joy in the snow ❄️! Love of outdoors. Unisex meaning boys and girls can get and enjoy a Snonner! A Snonner is not embarrassing or socially awkward should be for any old, young , big and small. Any form of snow enjoyment can cause a snonner, snow angels, snowmobile, board or ski sports, sledding, just a walk in the snow.
Side effects of a long lasting Snonner include, perma grin, muscle soreness, muscle fatigue. In extreme cases dry mouth and loss of appetite.
Not to be confused with snoner with one N meaning snow man size penis.

It looks so beautiful covered in snow kinda gives me a Snonner!
Said with excitement: Today's new snow gives me a raging Snonner!!

by Defender of Awesome!! February 22, 2021

Stoner Vibe

Putting out POSITIVE ENERGY, LAUGHTER, going with the flow, good MUSIC, CANNABIS represented somewhere, insense smell, 420 and 710 are essential. Probably HIGH🔥💨

Cheech and Chong give off a comedy Stoner Vibe!
Snoop Dogg has an easy going Stoner Vibe.
The movie Pineapple Express has a funny Stoner Vibe .

by ClassicRonnie February 17, 2019