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A drunk gay curious married biatch who claims to be hetersexual while secretly desiring a bulldick in his ass while gurgling fromundercheese and rubbing himself in bacon grease dancing in the dark to phil collins.
Tony is the biggest scoinch .
Scoinch by Sissta December 25, 2020
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scrinchin 

The stringy, irritating pieces of debris caught in your teeth from eating certain foods such as celery, oranges, or corn on the cob.
"Damn it! I love this corn on the cob, but now this scrinchin is driving me crazy!!"
scrinchin by Oscar McMeyer January 11, 2012
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A gang in Mount Pleasant, TX, where everyone has a special bond to their fellow scoonchers. Lead by Bradley, Tanner, Jordan, and Santos schoonchagins, this gang is a prominent figure in the local race community.
“Hey bro, you scoonching later? “
“Yeah totally! We gon Scoonch it up
Scoonch by ScoonchGang November 16, 2019

scrinch eater 

a male that thrusts his tongue into a female's vagina very rapidly, when she is on her period, and when she has not shaved in a long time.
that damn scrinch eater has left overs all around his face
scrinch eater by SexterDexter December 31, 2009
A pre-pubescent male, someone who has not grown pubic hair yet. Also used as an insult
"Oi, get out of here you little sconch, grown men only in this place!"
Sconch by Piemonster December 26, 2015
A mixture of twisting or scrunching something. Can also be used as a pretty good insult.
“He scrinched his nose up.”
“Who’s that scrinch over there?”
scrinch by Luke Scrinch February 18, 2020
When you cut off a poo half way through.
Sam: "I needed to leave ASAP but was trying to poo"
Kieran: "So what did you do?!"
Sam: "All I could do! I sclinched it"
Kieran: "Yeah, I get you. Nice bro"
sclinch by KDogg May 4, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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