Scobbage

A natural social attraction between people who know nothing about eachother.

Lindsay and Luke were instantly friends, the scobbage was strong.

by Mnemonic27 November 16, 2018

Scabbage

Flaking skin, scabbing, or any skin that requires removal due to an injury, tattoo healing, sunburn, etc.

Due to my 2nd degree sunburn, I must begin the scabbage harvest tomorrow.

by bdbf4l July 27, 2010

Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Scabbage

The act or the process of removing scabs onto people.

That bitch totally deserves a scabbage treatment

by Homsar January 24, 2004

stobbage

An exclamation, to celebrate winning an argument by default and mock the loser.

"Ha! I got a ticket for that gig you wanted to see"
"It's been cancelled, the singer's dead"
"What!? I just paid $50!"
"Stobbage!"

by feca67 June 12, 2009

Scabbage

The body parts of a prep, cook, or waiter that (usually accidentally) gets in the food.

Waiter, holding up a piece of garlic bread with dried blood and dead skin sticking to it, says to the cook: "Oh, man! That is disgusting! I can't serve this to the customer!"

Cook: Sorry, bro, we got so busy that I didn't even realize I had cut myself while making prep. We're slammed and don't have time for this. Just throw the bad piece of bread away and serve the rest as-is. I promise that I'm disease free. A little scabbage won't kill him."

by Zawinul October 9, 2013