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ACAB? I’m more of a SCABS guy myself.
SCABS by Militant Centrist April 29, 2023
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a name representing that of the menstrual period of a female
Q:"Did you guys bone down last night?"
A:"Nah, we couldn't do it. My girl's got the scabs."
scabs by juice puppy September 14, 2004
People you consider your friends but you know are raunchy bitches; people you can depend on even though you are all going to Hell; Someone you'd do anything for, i.e. eat their scab.
Those who eat scabs together, stay together.
scabs by inocleanpoopy July 9, 2011
Middle aged women divorced, overweight, alcoholic, fightING each other and men for free drinks
Let's go fight the scabs at the bar
scabs by Tyson Wendler December 30, 2014
Teenager(s) that are woke, have short dyed hair, wear pride pins, watch things like anime, talk about pronouns and autism, are usually also fat and dress “alt” and smell really bad. They also always have a place in school where they sit together called the scab quad, because if they sit anywhere the normal people can see them then they would be barked at.
“Dude Look, a bunch of scabs are over there” “ew, I can smell them from 10 metres away..”
Scabs by Notdepressedanymore August 7, 2023

Slut scabs 

Dried cum that is stuck on a girl due to bad clean up, or fucking on the go.
Check it out she is over there scratching on her slut scabs? Next time she should shower.
Slut scabs by Streak972 November 8, 2010

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS)

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.
My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.
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