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Scoating 

When someone is physically present, but unable to be found.
David is here somewhere, but he's "scoating" around.
Scoating by Mnemosyne23 August 1, 2011
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When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)
Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"
Scooting by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008

Sloating 

The act of "sloating" is replacing a common word or words from a song to "sloat." This practice began in the summer of 2012 and is in honor of the great James Sloat, who among many famous accomplishments, is known as the world's worst text responder of all time.
An example of Sloating would be as follows: When listening to the song "Let Me Put My Love into You" by ACDC, replace the word "Love" with "Sloat," so the lyric will now be "Let Me Put my Sloat into You."

Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).
Sloating by The_BFD July 23, 2012

dinner scouting 

When your local restaurant is utterly unable to list what they are serving for dinner and you have to go see for yourself.
Are we having dinner at the restaurant today?
What are they having?
No idea, let's go dinner scouting.

God dang it, I'm hungry. Let's go dinner scouting.

frisbee-scooting 

A person's or group's attempt to move closer to your group because a certain level of attraction is there.(In most cases it happens on a beach)

When a group of guys toss their frisbee in the direction of a group of hot girls on purpose to get their attention.

A group of my girls were at the beach and some guys were frisbee-scooting their way over to talk to us!

smoating 

smoking weed while boating
"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"
smoating by funfettihouse May 31, 2009
The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.
That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting
Scooting by Godzx September 6, 2013
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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