Scoating 

When someone is physically present, but unable to be found.

David is here somewhere, but he's "scoating" around.

Scoating by Mnemosyne23 August 1, 2011

Scooting

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

Scooting by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008

Sloating 

The act of "sloating" is replacing a common word or words from a song to "sloat." This practice began in the summer of 2012 and is in honor of the great James Sloat, who among many famous accomplishments, is known as the world's worst text responder of all time.

An example of Sloating would be as follows: When listening to the song "Let Me Put My Love into You" by ACDC, replace the word "Love" with "Sloat," so the lyric will now be "Let Me Put my Sloat into You."

Also, replacing common words like "stop" with "Sloat" when playing a drinking game. For example, saying "Sloat" as opposed to "Stop" during Beer-Ball (which is a game also commonly referred to as Drunk Ball).

Sloating by The_BFD July 23, 2012

dinner scouting 

When your local restaurant is utterly unable to list what they are serving for dinner and you have to go see for yourself.

Are we having dinner at the restaurant today?
What are they having?
No idea, let's go dinner scouting.

God dang it, I'm hungry. Let's go dinner scouting.

dinner scouting by WingsOfLOL May 7, 2010

frisbee-scooting 

A person's or group's attempt to move closer to your group because a certain level of attraction is there.(In most cases it happens on a beach)

When a group of guys toss their frisbee in the direction of a group of hot girls on purpose to get their attention.

A group of my girls were at the beach and some guys were frisbee-scooting their way over to talk to us!

frisbee-scooting by Danielle Gladstone April 30, 2007

smoating 

smoking weed while boating

"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"

smoating by funfettihouse May 31, 2009

Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

Scooting by Godzx September 6, 2013