Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

sconzed by chip-ky June 12, 2007

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shnoze

A honkin' huge lump in the middle of your face.

You got a huge shnoze

shnoze by 383 May 4, 2003

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Snoze

This is the true past tense of sneeze, don’t listen to the Scrabble dictionary as it is not a recognized dictionary!

Tiffany snoze all over my food and then told me it wasn’t a word!

Snoze by Wizardsflypenguinsdont March 8, 2019

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Snozed

Snozed

The past tense of the verb to sneeze.

Pronounced {snow-zed}

I just snozed, so I need a tissue ahora, ayudame!

Snozed by onefourthlady November 11, 2009

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