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Snozed

The past tense of the verb to sneeze.

Pronounced {snow-zed}
I just snozed, so I need a tissue ahora, ayudame!
Snozed by onefourthlady November 11, 2009
Words you can keep
I snozed so loud I pooped a little.
Snozed by Colonel Shvatz November 8, 2011
Related Words
Snozed snowed snowed in Snoked Snoozed Snoze Snoped Snowed Out Smozed snazed
When an ultimate villain dies like a bitch, in a highly unsatisfying and anticlimactic fashion
Source - Star Wars: Last Jedi
The Night King got snoked
snoked by phillyflyer May 1, 2019

Snoozeday 

Typically, the second day of the work week, aka, Tuesday.

A relatively small amount of actual productive output will be achieved while at work on a Snoozeday.
Henry: Hey, Bill, did you get that new program launched today?

Bill: Nah, homie, you should know better than to ask me that. Tuesday is my Snoozeday.
Snoozeday by JasonHood February 12, 2010
Having a personal item or cash stolen by a certain "shady" individual while you are temporarily vacated from your premises

pronounced "snowv'd"
Hyman: What the fuck! I just left my room for 15 minutes to take a shit and now my macbook is gone.

Eigendude: Damn.. you got snoved hard.
snoved by Jacky-Jack 329 February 22, 2010
Medical slang term for when a person has reached a level of drug intoxication that greatly alters their level of conciousness, usually only orietend to themselves.
Why is that patient laughing at the wall? The nurse snowed him out with morphine. He won't be feeling anything for awhile.
Snowed by Romulancloak October 14, 2016

Jon Snowed 

You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.
Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.

Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE
Jon Snowed by Sakura_Ryuzaki May 4, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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