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scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them
this is me joining the war on scitties on the side of the scitties
scitties by iron-sides July 13, 2022
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Old english word for shit, and pronounced that way too. It may be used to avoid web filtration systems like fucc is, by respelling it using sc to avoid any filters flagging it.
Beowulf wilt scitte on Grendel's face
scitte by namerealpseudonym December 9, 2019
A scitt is a little boy normally named Scott who's parents left him on the streets and will kill him in three days.
scitt by Aiden McFadden May 16, 2018
A person who plays minecraft and is so awesome that they are both a skittle and a chocolate colored cow. A Skittz is usually accompanied by another pretty awesome black and white cow. They may randomly appear in front of your face when you are in your house in minecraft and scare the shit out of you.
Two cows are stalking me.... one was named Skittz and they came up out of nowhere... WTF

Did you just see that Skittz person? I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE MILK
Skittz by Skittz3 November 22, 2010
Skittzy is a nick-name for schizophrenia. But Skittzy is mostly just very minor hallucinations. Where as schizophrenia at it's highest could be to voices in your head that could lead to killing people. If someone gets Skittzy when they are young it sort of cures itself as the person gets older.
Kaprice thought she was Skittzy after she saw people she had never seen before in her bathroom (if she looked at them they disappeared).
Skittzy by ~ABCDEFGHI December 25, 2012

scittlesang 

scittlesang, a word popularized by american rapper, Twi$t, Used as a verb.
Scittlesang, meaning the action of sharting out marbles after inserting them into your rectum.
"BRO I SCITTLESANG LAST NIGHT IT FELT SO GOOD!!"
"YOU BE SCITTLESANGING??"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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