Schwimmer’d 

Getting reallly drunk or high or both and getting a bit messy or very messy

Me: I got schwimmer’d last night
Friend: Schwimmer’d?
Me: Yeah. DAVID schwimmer’d 😂

Schwimmer’d by MetropolitanServices August 29, 2021

david schwimmer 

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

david schwimmer by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

National swimmer day 

October 29 is national swimmer day. On this day we celebrate our swimmers. So go say happy national swimmer day to all of the swimmers you know! Show your appreciation for the hard work/training they do every day.

“Hey look it’s a swimmer”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them”

National swimmer day by Jackson74 October 5, 2019

schwimmer fatigue 

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

schwimmer fatigue by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

swimmer's dick 

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.

Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.

swimmer's dick by Jackback June 11, 2006

Schwimmer 

1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends".

2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's desire to shoot his semen across flowers and potted plants.

You know Gary? Yeah? That sick fuck schwimmered his prom date. It took Lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the semen out of her corsage.

Schwimmer by Tugboat June 4, 2004

downriver swimmer 

noun.
another name for a mainstream person. opposite of a hipster.

so named because they go WITH the flow, as in not upstream. downstream.

a: my favorite music? justin bieber, lady gaga, you know, whatever's in.

b: ah, a real downriver swimmer.

downriver swimmer by Baranyker October 21, 2011