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schfifty five 

The number that comes after:
Shwam. Doo. Two and heif. Scheven. Schfourteenteen. Schwenty one. Twenty seven heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven!
(what you say???)
I know, how to count, all the way the SCHFIFTY FIVE.
schfifty five by Juliya April 14, 2004

Schfifty-five 

-A secret that is sooooo good to hear it.
-A big number
-Comes after 37
-5+5
-Girlfriend's age
-My IQ
-Can be said faster than "Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"
"Hey little girl, did you want to know a secret? Well I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. You wanna know what it schwas? Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas. I can count....all de way....to..SCHFIFTY-FIVE. And I can tell you how to do it faster than you can say Poopty Peupty Pants-ss"
Schfifty-five by Scrojmachett January 19, 2004

Schfifty five 

Do you want to hear a seeecret? Cause I know one...and it is SOOOO GOOD to hear it. Do you want me to tell you vhat it shvas? I tell you vhat it shvas.

I know how to count ALLL ZEE WAY to shfifty five. And I will show you how to do it before you can say POOPTY PEUPTY PANTS-SS. Are you ready baby? Alright.

Shvam. Doo. Two an heif. Scheven. Schfourteen-teen. Schventy one. Shventy seven-heif. Twenty seven, thirty seven, WHAT YOU SAY?

Shiggity shwo? Schfifty five.
Shiggity shiggity shwa? Schifity five.
Girlfriend's age? Schifity five.
My IQ? Schifity five.
Five + Five is schfifty schfifty SCHIFIFTY!
I can count all zee vay to schfifty five.
Schfifty five by MagentaBabe January 24, 2005

schfifty five 

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.
schfifty five by Mattersy January 7, 2004

schfifty five 

"Girlfriend's age? schfifty five. My IQ? schfifty five."
schfifty five by alison January 20, 2004

Schfifty-five 

this is in correction to entry #1. the words to the animation were slightly off. im sorry but im picky like this and ive watched the animation MANY times. the real words are:
"hello little girl. did you want to know a SECERET? cuz i know one- and it is SO GOOD TO HEAR IT. you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know how to count ALL THE WAY to SCHFIFTY-FIVE. and i will tell you how to do it faster than you can say poopty peupty paints-ss. you ready to hear it baby? all right.
Schfifty-five by chiyochan64 May 19, 2005
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