A long skinny penis.

The opposite of a "choad/chode".
Girl #1: So how was Jake last night?!"

Girl #2: Awful... He has a Schwepp!
by SchweppLover December 28, 2011
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A person who is rude, frustrating, idiotic, foolish etc.
Dan parked in a handicapped spot. What a Schwepp
by Matty-the-III April 4, 2018
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Absolutley anything.
Dude, that chick is SCHWEPP!
Did you really do that? Cause if you did, I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
"Dude, I got a date with Catie!" "SCHWEPP!"
by Martin June 29, 2003
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Sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.
Dude, I was totally schwepp in that tournament!

Where am I? Well, doesn't seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.
by Darius180 June 26, 2005
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Nick, you broke my iPod, now I'm gonna give you a schwepping!
by Martin June 29, 2003
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The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".
John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.
by K.P.B. October 8, 2012
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1. Marijuana
Related: (Schweppsing) The act of smoking Marijuana
Neil: Yo you down to shiggity schweppes tonight?

Juice: No, I'm a puss.
by Linda Richman January 15, 2009
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