IABSOLUTELYLOVEOLDMEN's definitions

Schwephead

Someone who loves Schweppes a bit too much, Just means they're an absolute nonce who loves a glass of lemonade

Barry: "I absolutely love Schweppes lemonade!"
Barbara: "Ew, Barry, You absolute Schwephead"
Barry: "Shut up, Barbara, You love stinky cheesy noncey toes"

by IABSOLUTELYLOVEOLDMEN June 10, 2025