Schwegle

To falsely assure the transfer of goods; base your life off of unkept promises; Indian giver

He told me I’d get all that awesome new equipment but then I realized he Schwegled me.

I’m gonna make these guys my friends by saying I can get them the hook up, but don’t worry Max I’m gonna schwegle them.

by Drone Defender December 12, 2017

Schwigler

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

by Kently March 18, 2005

Schweller

German word for "Man who suck peepee of other man"

I sucked your dad last night!

What?! You are a Schweller!

by Penishunter69 November 8, 2020

schwoegler

an irratated and infected coin purse or sack o nuts

that nasty chick gave me oral sex and now i think i have a schwoegler

by grundle812 January 12, 2008

schmeglets

any small quanity left of a substance worth keeping

Jack had merely schmeglets left of his sack to smoke.

by gava November 6, 2006

Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009