a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

schmeglemelch by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

schmegley

a word for someone in which you do not know their ethnic backgrounds....they look like chinese but are something totally different

Yo! Look at that schmegley over there.

schmegley by xxevllpoptartxx December 1, 2005

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schmekles

a generic counter nickname; a heckling term in response to someone who calls you a nickname you don't want. It is not ment as an offensive word.

Person A calls person B a nickname (like tiger). In response person B says: "is that so Schmekles?" In response to said nickname, person B imedietly responds by calling person A Schmekles. Note: must not be confused with schmeckles which is part of the male anatomy.

schmekles by G-Smith July 17, 2007

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schmeglecka

The foul smelly bloody vaginal discharge. It’s sorta like the counterpart to schmegma.

The nasty old whore had schmeglecka dripping down her legs .

schmeglecka by Pot locker November 3, 2019

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