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Schledoinkydoink
A traditional British way to impregnate women.
It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.
Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.
It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.
No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
Schledoinkydoink by Spyghetti June 19, 2020
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