Schumoring

The act of stealing someone's joke and replicating extremely poorly.

Joe was caught schumoring at the bar. He was thrown out immediately.

by thisismeID July 20, 2025

Schmoing

When you kiss and you miss.

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

by Neobot October 27, 2005

Schmoinger

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

schmoking

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

by lion777 June 11, 2003

Schumering

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"

by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017

schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

by EddieGames September 24, 2020

Schmorngy

When you are simultaneously sad, mad, horny, and angry

Dude I'm so fucking schmorngy. I'm failing math but saw that one bitch in class.

by ObaboSacredTexts October 11, 2019