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When you kiss and you miss.
Last time we schmoinged by accident.
Schmoing by Neobot October 27, 2005

Schmoinger 

Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.
Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.
Schmoinger by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

schmoking 

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch
i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake
schmoking by lion777 June 11, 2003

Schumering 

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened
Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"
Schumering by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017
When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.
Damn that guy is schmoving!
schmoving by EddieGames September 24, 2020

Schmorngy 

When you are simultaneously sad, mad, horny, and angry
Dude I'm so fucking schmorngy. I'm failing math but saw that one bitch in class.
Schmorngy by ObaboSacredTexts October 11, 2019