Schumoring

The act of stealing someone's joke and replicating extremely poorly.

Joe was caught schumoring at the bar. He was thrown out immediately.

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Schmoing

Last time we schmoinged by accident.

Schmoing by Neobot October 27, 2005

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Someone who schmoings more often than they don't.

Girl: Lmao, my boyfriend is such a schmoinger... Every time he tries to kiss me he gets my nose xD. But it's sweet.

Schmoinger by Nightsprite November 21, 2005

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to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

schmoking by lion777 June 11, 2003

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When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"

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When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

schmoving by EddieGames September 24, 2020

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When you are simultaneously sad, mad, horny, and angry

Dude I'm so fucking schmorngy. I'm failing math but saw that one bitch in class.

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