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Schmeef

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions
Why is Schmeef crying?
by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021
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by tracispaci January 26, 2006
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schmeef

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.
O man, that schmeef smells like shit
by Dirt March 29, 2004
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1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.
2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!
by Anon March 9, 2005
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Ground Schmeef

Bruh you just Punch de Ouch'ed my Ground Schmeef
by THeNodrog May 7, 2020
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Schmeef

a nickname or word to describe someone or something that is adorable or very cute
oh my god finn is so cute he’s literally my schmeef”
by Schmeefster March 29, 2024
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Being a schmeef is being schmeef
by HXW March 1, 2025
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