Schleef

Schleef is a male version of queef. AKA a penis fart.

I told Josh that when that chick was done blowing me I schleefed on her cheek.

by RickyAwesome August 1, 2009

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

Schneef

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

by JonW May 29, 2003

Schleifenschlampe

A person who ties somebody else’s shoe.

Eine Person welche anderen die Schuhe bindet.

The new girl in our class is such a schleifenschlampe, she really ties everyone’s shoes for a fiver.

Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.

by MrYamiUrSimp May 10, 2022

schleem

a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.

schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.

by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020

Hoover some schneef

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

by Michael Wrightwood November 25, 2022

schleep

done, can't deal with shit anymore

LMFAOOOO im schleep!

by TheRealLegitBoss August 6, 2016