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Schleef is a male version of queef. AKA a penis fart.
I told Josh that when that chick was done blowing me I schleefed on her cheek.
Schleef by RickyAwesome August 1, 2009
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Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.
John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"
schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020
Related Words
Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.
Schneef by JonW May 29, 2003

Schleifenschlampe 

A person who ties somebody else’s shoe.

Eine Person welche anderen die Schuhe bindet.
The new girl in our class is such a schleifenschlampe, she really ties everyone’s shoes for a fiver.

Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.
a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.
schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.
schleem by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020

Hoover some schneef 

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.
I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!
done, can't deal with shit anymore
LMFAOOOO im schleep!
schleep by TheRealLegitBoss August 6, 2016
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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