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Schtankie 

pronounced
Shhh tank eeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy

Word created by James Saul, Sarah Hanlon, Julianna Bergstrom, Rochelle Kives and all the other lovely people on the Marco Polo in the summer of 2007.

Word used to describe anything.

An extension to ones name
ex1
Look at the little schtankie

ex2
Jamesschtankie!

ex3
You're a cute little schtankie

ex4
Hey Schtankie how are you
Schtankie by James Saul March 28, 2008
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Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

schlonkied 

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied
schlonkied by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

Schtookie 

When driving or as a passenger on a road trip and the need to use the restroom occurs. Someone within the vehicle says "schtookie" requesting that the driver to proceed to the next available facility with a restroom.
While on a road trip Rubi and Lee needed to use the restroom. They informed Madge, the driver, by saying "schtookie". Madge then exited the highway to the nearest facility with a public restroom.
Schtookie by rflghorns September 4, 2012

schlannie 

Schlannie is a derogatory term for a person who supports content creator, jschlatt (twitch.tv/jschlatt).
"Hey, jschlatt just uploaded!" - person 1
"No one cares, dumbass schlannie!" - person 2
schlannie by ajfhdbsn ewfdgsha January 20, 2021

schtankbox 

A box with frozen chinese/thai food that needs to be warmed in the microwave for 7 minutes before eating. When done the room stinks for several hours.
Holy shit, someone is definitely having a schtankbox!