a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks

hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw

schrimshaw by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008

Related Words

Schrix • schrindog • Schrie • schrieber • Schrism • Schmix • Schmixer • schris • Schribben Daggen • Schribered

Schrigg

Hip. Cool. Sick. Awesome. Basically anything. Can involve names, verbs, nouns. ANYTHING.

schriggtastic schrigging schiggerman schiggs

Dude. That girl leah is SOOOOOO schriggg.
DAN, SHUT UP, YOU'RE BEING A SCHRIGG.
Hey Larry! Let's go schrigg it up later at the ice rinks!
I'm so schrigg right now, I could go for a bubble bath.

schriggtastic schrigging schiggerman schiggs

Schrigg by fishyman26 December 5, 2012

Schrimmpo

Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.

Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.

Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.

Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"

Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"

Schrimmpo by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER

an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.

person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER by mixer 2 March 16, 2022

Schrindog

An annoying cunt from Brisbane, Australia.

Just got another useless newsletter from Schrindog.

Schrindog by minisocks November 2, 2022

Schmix

An act of high leveled skill that would be used to obliterate opponents in some form of activity such as gaming or sports, it can also be used to describe someone or something that got obliterated. It's also used to describe oneself. The word can also be used to describe a state in which someone or something got destroyed by another being.

Ex 1- It's time to schmix some opps.
Ex 2- Schmixing people is what I do.
Ex 3- You schmixed those guys in that game, well done!
Ex 4- That man got put in the schmix for real.

Schmix by WassupIsBroke October 16, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026