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schrimshaw 

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks
hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw
schrimshaw by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008
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Hip. Cool. Sick. Awesome. Basically anything. Can involve names, verbs, nouns. ANYTHING.

schriggtastic schrigging schiggerman schiggs
Dude. That girl leah is SOOOOOO schriggg.
DAN, SHUT UP, YOU'RE BEING A SCHRIGG.
Hey Larry! Let's go schrigg it up later at the ice rinks!
I'm so schrigg right now, I could go for a bubble bath.

schriggtastic schrigging schiggerman schiggs
Schrigg by fishyman26 December 5, 2012

Schrimmpo 

Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.

Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.

Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"

Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Schrimmpo by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021

that Scrimbly Shwabble Blop Schrimblebobblopoingey Super SCROBLER 

an adjective used to describe someone who you find really cool or does something really cool.
person 1: you've got that scrimbly shwabble blop schrimblebobblopoingey super SCROBLER for sure
person 2: what?
person 1: you're really cool is what I mean
person 2: oh ok, that makes more sense.

Schrindog 

Just got another useless newsletter from Schrindog.
Schrindog by minisocks November 2, 2022
An act of high leveled skill that would be used to obliterate opponents in some form of activity such as gaming or sports, it can also be used to describe someone or something that got obliterated. It's also used to describe oneself. The word can also be used to describe a state in which someone or something got destroyed by another being.
Ex 1- It's time to schmix some opps.
Ex 2- Schmixing people is what I do.
Ex 3- You schmixed those guys in that game, well done!
Ex 4- That man got put in the schmix for real.
Schmix by WassupIsBroke October 16, 2023