Schmixer

When a person affectionately tickles any orfus on their partner's body with his or her elbow.

Betsy: How did last night go?

Beyonce: Well, we got in to a bit of a kerfuffle, but then he gave me a schmixer to the nostril. How could I stay mad at him after that?!

by MarsupialMary August 10, 2010

Schmieran

An absoulte fucking fatass who never stops eating.

Mike: Yo Pierre look at Will he's eating again
Pierre: He's such a Schmieran

by AnonymousHamster May 31, 2020

Schmierer

The most amazing german name, known for their sense of humour and personality. Very straight foward and focused, don't ever upset a schmierer. Known fact: The first married couple to arrive to australia that weren't convicts were schmierers!

Jane: Omg have you seen her?
Joe: She is totally a Schmierer!

by anonymous53782587423508764837 October 29, 2018

Schmiterate

1.(n) A person who is quite illiterate or has frequent brain farts.

"OMG YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPEND!"
"WHAT??"
"There was this...this...damn i forgot."
"You're such a schmiterate."

by xxcrossmyheartxx October 24, 2007

Schmier

A person or other living entity that is either:
1. Being annoying
2. Doing something stupid
3. Withdrawing from social activities

A: "I think I'm out for tonight, I have some work I need to get done."
B: "Get your ass down here, I already ordered you a beer you Schmier."

A: "I fell asleep during the company meeting with my camera on earlier."
B: "You're such a Schmier."

by constvoidptr July 14, 2022

schmigerrettes

cigarrettes or other smokable plant.
Origin: multiple jumpy spiders smoking cigarrettes

We don't use the word schmigarrette anymore.

by Tomsoma March 22, 2003

schmider

v. the act of locking out ones roommate, who had no prior knowledge , to have sex

Fuck Bob pulled a schmider on me again

by jamesknows December 11, 2008