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schistosomial

A couple that is so intertwined with each other's life that they never do anything without the other present. They act as if being torn apart from each other would cause physical damage to themselves such as with the Schistosoma parasite where the female is literally intertwined within the male.
Becky and her boyfriend are so schistosomial, ever since they have been dating, she has never left his side.
schistosomial by Dr. Schisto October 20, 2013
Related Words

scrisper 

A scream + whisper. What one might do in order to tell a secret at a rock concert or vehemently defend the Dewey-decimal system at the library.
"I can't hear you over the machinery. Can you at least scrisper?"
scrisper by inrefined April 30, 2013
A shout but in the tone of a whisper
it was neither a shout nor a whisper, it was a schwisper
Schwisper by The Real Paul August 20, 2012

ism schism 

a divide among people(schism) caused by prejudice beliefs(isms) like racism, nazism, elitism, and supremicism. used mainly by rastas
Get Up, Stand Up By Bob Marley and the Wailers: sick and tired of your ism schism
ism schism by T. Ray August 2, 2007

scheissegeist

From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.
Terry, please open the window when you poop. You need to let the scheissegeist out.
scheissegeist by irj2 November 1, 2017
that couple you always see constantly in physical contact with each other. they always seem to be holding hands, playing with each other's hair, etc...

They are the couple constantly seen doing PDA.

The word is based off a type of parasite in which the male and female of the species are entwined around each other at all times.
Those two always seem to hang all over each other; they're so schisto.
schisto by medfreak October 18, 2014