Schpoon 

You combine the word "Soon" with "Spoon" and add the Sch sound at the beginning. You can use it in any sentence that should have contained either "Soon" or "Spoon".

I want to use the schpoon to schpoon eat schoup.

Wow, man, that's a great schpoon!

I'm schpoon going to the mall and buy some schpoons.

Schpoon by MaximusGigantus May 6, 2013

Schpong

A game played with any number of people using a plastic cup. The game is normally played sitting and involves keeping the plastic cup from hitting the ground using any body part but primarily the hands then feet. The name is derived from the sound the cup makes during the game

"Never schpong down!!" as the cup will hit the floor

Schpong by ertang March 16, 2010

schoony 

an utter delight; a truly attractive girl.

-did you see that schoony last night?
- are you kidding? how could i miss her. she was the best looking girl here.

schoony by Your Friend March 11, 2007

schwoonhoggle

To cheat, hoodwink, swindle, defraud or otherwise screw someone else.

Oh man, I'm out $100 after responding to that email offering to enlarge my penis. I was totally schwoonhoggled by that asshat!

schwoonhoggle by Ralniv June 19, 2015

schooner pooner 

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

schooner pooner by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

schoon

A general term which may be used in place of any noun or verb or to describe literally anything or anyone.

"Yer ma's a wee schoon"
"My names ________, but you can just call me big daddy schoon"
"Excuse me waiter, do you serve gluten-free schoons?"

schoon by Bigdaddyschoon August 9, 2020

Schpoople 

A sport where the objective is to knock the other player down with a ball and stomp on another ball

"dont be sad peter thats why its called schpoople"

Schpoople by Easan Portman January 13, 2009