Schpong

A game played with any number of people using a plastic cup. The game is normally played sitting and involves keeping the plastic cup from hitting the ground using any body part but primarily the hands then feet. The name is derived from the sound the cup makes during the game

"Never schpong down!!" as the cup will hit the floor

by ertang March 16, 2010

schpong

A term of endearment in the fantasy world of Carlos.

'You are such a schpong!'

As in: 'You are so cool, I think you are just great!'

by Scobar April 19, 2005

schpong

The male ejaculate.

i am going to schpong in your eyes

by john hirst February 22, 2008

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022

schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.

"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."

by Triwinning June 27, 2016

Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time

Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad

by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018