Schpeef

Neck beard that kind of looks like ground beef

Sam is so schpeefy

Schpeef by marsketta November 20, 2025

Schneef 

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

Schneef by JonW May 29, 2003

Hoover some schneef 

When one partakes in the act of inhaling cocaine through the nostril. The "hoover" section of the saying comes from the vacuum brand, while schneef is a variation on the word sniff or to sniff. "Schneef" is slang for cocaine.

I'm so drunk, someone needs to rack up so I can hoover some schneef right now.

I'm surprised we're not hoovering some schneef right now!

Hoover some schneef by Michael Wrightwood November 25, 2022

Schueef 

Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter

Dude, I was with Becky last night and she schueefed on my sheets. I'm never gonna get that shit stain out.

Schueef by BadJack(2)(12)(6) June 26, 2010

schpeel 

A description that is repeated frequently the same way.

She went into her schpeel on the benefits of yoga.

schpeel by Anonymous September 22, 2003

schpeel 

Noun
1. The story.
2. A large body of words.
3. A speech
3. The scoop (new or unknown detailed information)

Instead of giving the usual corporate schpeel, talk real to your audience.

Do you have the schpeel on that guy?

schpeel by dimondite July 21, 2006

schmeef 

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

schmeef by tracispaci January 26, 2006