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schpunkenfurtur 

1. A thick meaty large penis producing fountain-like amounts of semen/spermmmmmm on frequent basis

2. An explosive verbal exclamation of surprise and joy
Bertie Beaver: he shoved his schpunkenfurtur deep & gave me a right proper filling ...

Cecile Snatch: Schpunkenfurtur! You lucky bugger, was it a Brazilian one this time or a Meaty Mexican?

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"Hey what's on your bed?"
"That's my new schlanket I had it custom made!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

Schmankerl-boobie 

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?
Schmankerl-boobie by BiggityBask December 30, 2007
Spunk, Seamen, Jiz, Jism, Manfat
Schpunken was once famously heard by the one and only Borat
schpunken by Marc Randles September 26, 2007

Schpankendoodle 

When you mistake your team for the enemy. Traditionally used in video games, the word is a sort of way to humor or poke fun at the person who made the mistake.
"I messed up, I pulled a Schpankendoodle..."
Schpankendoodle by HeyItsDazzy March 17, 2021