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School joke 

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
School joke by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019
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Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

1. Hot girls
2. Talented...ever heard of it?
3. Coolest kids everrrr!!
4. Won the New Canaan dual meet...remember?
5. Always have the best ideas to make meets fun
6. Kit Harding is my GOD
7. Yeah we do...Its sickk..but we take care of our points in SWIMMING...hence the name SWIM meet
8. Rivals? Since you want to be so bad...
9. Those shirts were my idea bitches...and a damn good one at that
10. Bitch please...
The Wilton High School Girls Swim Team is the best swim team ever...see you next year!

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss
where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

1. Ugly Men
2. Butch
3. LOSERS
4. Lost to New Canaan Girls Swim & Dive Team
5. Poor exuse for good sportsmanship
6. Hey - Kit Harding...
STEP DOWN.
7. They have a diving team??? ...
8. Wish they were the New Canaan Girls Swim Team's rival.... (b/c they aren't good enough to have a rival)...
9. GUESS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE TO TRY HARDER THAN MAKING T-SHIRTS THAT SAY "Ramburger" ...
10. ...Bitches.
"Got Ramburgers??" .... HAHA... you're cool.

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

You're retarded... dual meets mean nothing... YOU LOST TO NEW CANAAN IN STATES.
BEAT WILTON! ... in everything

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke 

sorry. correction- you lost to New Canaan in FCIACs ... anyway... the point is, just stop trying to be New Canaan's rival because you're not good enough.
who TRYS to be another team's rival by coming to the team's HOME SENIOR MEET, wearing aprons & carrying spatulas? Screaming KILL THE RAMBURGERS.... hahahhah oh yeah, you guessed it... the Wilton High School Girls Swim Team... pretty immature

jokela high school shooting

A shooting where Pekka-Eric Auvinen used a SIG sauer mosquito pistol to kill 8 people(5 male students and 1 female,the school nurse and principal) and injured 13 before shooting himself on November 7,2007
Ethan:bro always remember the lives lost in them he jokela high school shooting
Steve:yeah bro never forget
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