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school zone 

A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.
I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.
school zone by drew-ish April 2, 2008
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school zone 

A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.
I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.
school zone by drew-ish April 3, 2008

100 in a school zone 

Definition 1: To do something you know is wrong

Definition 2: To have sex with someone
1: I stole 20 bucks from my grandma's purse. I'm doing 100 in a school zone

Speeding in a School Zone 

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

School zoned 

When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.
Dude I school zoned Anna.
School zoned by rsorak April 8, 2013

schoolboner 

An erection that occurs during class as a result of either daydreaming or seeing a hot girl, usually experienced by adolescents and preteens.
James: "Damn, that girl over there has a nice ass."

Bryan: "Yeah, I just popped a schoolboner when she bent over to pick up her pencil."
schoolboner by Mr Pelon January 30, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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