school zone

A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.
I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.
by drew-ish April 02, 2008
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school zone

A euphemism for a completely shaved or waxed pubic hairea. The complete lack of hair brings to mind a prepubescent individual that would attend school with a 25 mph speed limit out front.
I got down there and it was a total school zone. I couldn't deal with it. I need a landing strip at the very least not to feel like a total perv.
by drew-ish April 03, 2008
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