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School Stoner 

A person who is always school stoned, but manages to keep it cool. Someone you couldn't imagine sober.
"Dude, check out Alex."
-Chris
"He's such a school stoner"
-Daniel
"Whut?"
-Alex
School Stoner by School Stoner October 2, 2010
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School Stoned 

The act of being just the right amount of high, to be at school and not look like a retard.
"Wanna smoke?"
-Chris
"Yeah, but I only wanna get school stoned"
-Garrett
School Stoned by School Stoner October 2, 2010

Gray Stone Day School

A high school full of rich kids who want to get good scores on all of their exams and who basically want nothing to do with anyone around them, except for when they want something from you. They typically travel in packs and formals with these kids are miserable because they make you feel like broke trash. In order to go here you must own a fancy car and must have airpods.
Those kids at Gray Stone Day School are the most preppy kids around since the 80’s.

Stone Independent School 

A school that is oddly enough not made of any stone while also missing a sink for some reason in one of the restrooms. They also famously have the worst water ever to be seen on the face of the earth.
The Stone Independent school is independent and trying to become independent from the United States of America so they cannot be forced to fix their horrible water.

Stone Ridge School of the Sacred Heart

the best all girls school in the dmv. were better that all other schools, especially holten
Stone Ridge School of the Sacred Heart is awesome

Stone Hill Middle school 

Hell. Stone hill middle school is a school located in CA$HBURN where all the rich spoiled wannabe white kids go to. Stone Hill is full of asshole teachers that think people like them. Exhibit A: ms. shittytittylips shes a dumbass boomer that gives a fuck if u have ur phone out for 0.00000002 seconds even if ur checking the time she makes u go to the dean and everyone hates her. Exhibit B: mr.MushroomDumbFuck a dumbass fucking veteran who is an asshole and the only good thing about him is he fought for a country but canada is the best fuck the us. Exhibit C: All the thotty sixth graders they are so dumb and act like their parents love them but instead they just spoil them with new iphones and shit like that so the dumb sixth grade hoes dont go on their knees for a fucking phone.
Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”

Mark: “more like stone hell

stone hill middle school 

A shitty school in $Cashburn$ containing try-hard indian kids who stink up the hallway with their curry-filled lunch bags, the fuckboys who think that nicotine addictions are cool, and fake hoes who backstab their friends when it means that they can get what they want. Everyone has their own fake personality and all the "popular" kids think that they're the coolest people in the world. Let's not forget the horrible teachers who truly do not care about anyone's future, and the 1540 SAT scores that half of the 11-year old indians get. We also truly love the kids that show off their self-harm scars like it gives them a personality. Everyone has a stick up their ass here and no one is genuine.
Jack: "I'm starting to go to Stone HIll Middle School next week!"
Jill: "Beware, everyone there sucks and so do the teachers, pretty sure there are some pedophiles there. Hold your breath anytime someone walks by you too"
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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