Hell. Stone hill middle school is a school located in CA$HBURN where all the rich spoiled wannabe white kids go to. Stone Hill is full of asshole teachers that think people like them. Exhibit A: ms. shittytittylips shes a dumbass boomer that gives a fuck if u have ur phone out for 0.00000002 seconds even if ur checking the time she makes u go to the dean and everyone hates her. Exhibit B: mr.MushroomDumbFuck a dumbass fucking veteran who is an asshole and the only good thing about him is he fought for a country but canada is the best fuck the us. Exhibit C: All the thotty sixth graders they are so dumb and act like their parents love them but instead they just spoil them with new iphones and shit like that so the dumb sixth grade hoes dont go on their knees for a fucking phone.
by Condom Bitch February 27, 2020
A shitty school in $Cashburn$ containing try-hard indian kids who stink up the hallway with their curry-filled lunch bags, the fuckboys who think that nicotine addictions are cool, and fake hoes who backstab their friends when it means that they can get what they want. Everyone has their own fake personality and all the "popular" kids think that they're the coolest people in the world. Let's not forget the horrible teachers who truly do not care about anyone's future, and the 1540 SAT scores that half of the 11-year old indians get. We also truly love the kids that show off their self-harm scars like it gives them a personality. Everyone has a stick up their ass here and no one is genuine.
Jack: "I'm starting to go to Stone HIll Middle School next week!"
Jill: "Beware, everyone there sucks and so do the teachers, pretty sure there are some pedophiles there. Hold your breath anytime someone walks by you too"
Jill: "Beware, everyone there sucks and so do the teachers, pretty sure there are some pedophiles there. Hold your breath anytime someone walks by you too"
by That's So Sheep February 23, 2019
A shitty school full of Indian kids who think are so cool. Located in rich af town where if you wear the same shoes for a year your considered a homeless. Pretty much is New Delhi, full of tryhards tj high school wannabes. Most teachers are so fucking rude and most the girls are sluts. The basketball team is straight up ass, the female basketball is better. The lunch lines are soo long and there are a bunch of gay kids. The food is probably plastic but it does taste good tho. One kid in my class jerks off during class many times and has porn therapy. everyone in the school fucking hates him. Most of your friends will drop you to fit in with the “popular kids”. 90% of the girls are sluts that date kids from other schools thinking they are so cool and sexy. People religiously hate the bus’s because the school Is too cheap to get bus drivers so 2nd load students have to wait over half a hour after school ends just for their bus to come. The 8th grade civics teacher is a former stripper who won’t shut the fuck up about the us constitution. Everyone talks a lot of shit about each other behind their backs and kids are so sensitive and soft.
Stone hill middle school kid talking to white friend in Texas.
Rohan: Bro my parents are kicking me out of the house because I got a A-
Jack: Wtf dude, y’all Indians are so fucking nerdy
Rohan: I’m going to kill myself if I ever don’t get a A+. I MUST GET INTO THOMAS JEFFERSON HIGHSCHOOL!
Rohan: Bro my parents are kicking me out of the house because I got a A-
Jack: Wtf dude, y’all Indians are so fucking nerdy
Rohan: I’m going to kill myself if I ever don’t get a A+. I MUST GET INTO THOMAS JEFFERSON HIGHSCHOOL!
by My discord(fr): ihateyou#3283 March 29, 2021
Stone Hill Middle School is located in Ashburn Virginia also known as “CASHburn”, where if your house cost less than $500,000 then it’s considered “ghetto”. This school is full of curry munching try hard cunts. The students here normally cry there faces off when receiving below a 97 on a math test. It’s a hard life to be a while kid at stone hill because you must get all A’s and B’s or or considered slow. Let’s not forget stone hills famous line “OFF AND AWAY” were if you have your phone out it gets taken away by the school for three whole weeks!!! Also, our nutty eighth grade civics teacher and previous stripper hold a nice place in stone hills staff.
by AvocadoTANKS!! January 28, 2019
A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.
Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!
Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.
Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.
*Months later*
Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!
Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 29, 2023