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A rager that starts off with just you and a couple of your friends hanging out, then it gets out of hand after one person call a bunch of random people; someone gets shanked; and expensive picture is stolen; the cops come.
That schepel last night was awefly crazy I wish we taped it.
Schepel by The Schepel October 27, 2010
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leo shepel 

a whinny little bitch who likes too annoy people.
hes such a fucking leo shepel
leo shepel by The smartasss June 7, 2016
Related Words
A description that is repeated frequently the same way.
She went into her schpeel on the benefits of yoga.
schpeel by Anonymous September 22, 2003
Noun
1. The story.
2. A large body of words.
3. A speech
3. The scoop (new or unknown detailed information)

Instead of giving the usual corporate schpeel, talk real to your audience.

Do you have the schpeel on that guy?

schpeel by dimondite July 21, 2006

Schapelle 

An eyebrow plucked within an inch of its' life.
Schapelle by Ryan Sydney June 5, 2005

schpeeling 

1. The action of speaking quickly with much energy.
2. The action of imparting Interesting information.

see schpeel
see schpeeler
see schpeeled

1. She had the habit of schpeeling all day long.
2. We were all wiser after hearing him schpeeling to his friend on the phone.
schpeeling by Schpeeler May 28, 2003

Schapelled 

MrX: i just lost my job and my girlfriend is sleeping with my best friend.
dan: dude, you have been schapelled!!
Schapelled by lista_ads June 9, 2005
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