Schocalog
An somewhat unremarkable road in Copley Township, Ohio. If you live on Schocalog, you are amazing. If you happen to be a furry and live on Schocalog, then doubly so.
Schocalog by Fennec Fox March 10, 2009
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Schoology
A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.
God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.
Schoology by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020
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schoology
A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.
Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?
Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.
Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!
Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.
Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.
Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.
Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.
Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!
Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.
Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.
Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.
schoology by monsterock666 April 20, 2014
Schoology
A VERY stupid website that teachers think the kids like, and crashes most of the time meaning you have homework on the weekend! It also has a very annoying system of how you select courses, so half the time you are stuck not having the correct course on your list
Schoology
A website used by schools for teachers to post homework for students. Assuming that the website isn't down, it almost never takes submissions. The main gamic is that it syncs with power school, so teachers don't have to grade assignments twice. This never works and teachers always have to grade assignments twice. the program is slow when working and looks like it was built in 1998.
Teacher: "Why weren't you in the Zoom call?"
Student: "Schoology was down."
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "Schoology wouldn't accept my submission"
Student: "Schoology was down."
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "Schoology wouldn't accept my submission"
Schoology by Squiffer_Attack October 13, 2020
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