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A person that is one part schmuck, one part nerd, and one part geek. This person is highly irritating and abrasive, and has embedded himself into a social network or group that he is not welcome in, but is unaware of this fact. Schnergs typically talk at an unreasonable volume, and with improper frequency, usually in unfortunate circumstances and with por results. Getting rid of these people is next to impossible.
Jim keeps following us everywhere we go, telling his bad jokes along the way. Let's ditch this schnerg.
schnerg by schnerg August 22, 2007
Related Words

Schnerdly 

Adj: a word used to describe something/somebody that you have forgotten the name of - instead of saying 'thing'
"i'm looking for that schnerdly (bungee cord) that I used to hold the suitcases to the roofrack"

Bad example I know but you get the idea...
Schnerdly by Stephen R Lawes December 15, 2008

schneenis 

when someone with the last name schnee has a penis its called a schneenis
That girl Weiss has a nice schneenis!
schneenis by the schneenis June 30, 2023

Schnerdling

Slang term for a restroom, courtesy of Tom and Ray from CarTalk. Pronounced "SHNURD-ling", and based on a mis-read of the word "Scherdling", which was seen on a bathroom sign in Iceland.
"I need to go use the Schnerdling"
"I have to go take a Schnerdle"
Schnerdling by SgtKashim October 16, 2008

schnerious 

I'm so serious, I'm schnerious.
schnerious by The DL December 1, 2004

Schnerble 

The small crumbs on the bottom of a chip and/or cracker bag that is smaller than the size of your thumb nail.
Here Jacey, do you want the schnerbles from the bottom of the Lays potato chip bag?
Schnerble by schnerblemack July 1, 2018