A confused small man with an inferiority complex associated with Rob Schneider, and a fear that he will never measure up to the wonderful and mind boggling Ron Popeil invention the Flobee. Often known as the "Back seat Snorer", or the "Run away mouth". Seeks to settle all arguments with paranoid dribble, and a false sense of superior knowledge over the dreaded mayonnaise face. Look for the pouty lips....
Man that guy has total Schneidaphobia. Did you see the way he struggles to invalidate the great and wonderful Rob Schneider?! I mean gee wiz if he was a Popeil invention he'd be called a Suck Cut, kind like a shitty Flobee, cause unlike the Flobee he blows!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.