A confused small man with an inferiority complex associated with Rob Schneider, and a fear that he will never measure up to the wonderful and mind boggling Ron Popeil invention the Flobee. Often known as the "Back seat Snorer", or the "Run away mouth". Seeks to settle all arguments with paranoid dribble, and a false sense of superiorknowledge over the dreaded mayonnaise face. Look for the pouty lips....
Man that guy has total Schneidaphobia. Did you see the way he struggles to invalidate the great and wonderful Rob Schneider?! I mean gee wiz if he was a Popeil invention he'd be called a Suck Cut, kind like a shitty Flobee, cause unlike the Flobee he blows!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!