schmernerd

What the vegan teacher uses to describe as shy or mixed emotions

"Bella is more of the schmernerd one"

by Cuff mee March 18, 2024

shmernered

The emotion between boredom and another emotion.

person 1: She's in between emotions, not bored but on the verge, she's shmernered, she's-
person 2: dude stop singing that vegan teacher or i will kick your ass

by lololol47 December 14, 2021

Shmernered

S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.

Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like

Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.

by rubaryy April 11, 2023

Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.

1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!

by D-Baggger October 11, 2008

shmernered

1. in between emotions of confusion and calm

2. the stunned look when you havent yet figured out what you are looking at

she's sort of the more shmernered one, the one sort of calmish

by cristinah July 22, 2023

Schmerfed

Schmerfed Schmerf To puke or get wasted, barf, vomit, hurl, blow cookies and/or chunks.

Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.

Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.

by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019

shmerenerd

in between emotions; not knowing whether you are shocked or confused when staring at someone or thing.

Jon: “ Henry looked soooo shmerenerd when seeing his grandmas nudes.”

Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”

Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”

by TheRealSexyMexi February 20, 2023