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Shmernered
S-H-M-E-R-N-E-R-E-D, Shmernered is like this um, in between emotions. It’s like that stunned look like 😳 and you haven’t yet figured out what you’re looking at.
Sometimes when bellas friend Max comes over she’ll be just like
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
Bella: “Okay, what do you want? Why are you on my turf? Okay, let’s play!”
ThatVeganTeacher: She’s shmernered when max comes over, she doesn’t know what’s going on.
Shmernered by rubaryy April 11, 2023
Schmerger
1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.
2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger
3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger
3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
Schmerfed
Jimmy schmerfed all over his lunch at school.
Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.
Hey, Becky did you hear Victoria Schmerfed all over Gary when he told her he liked her.
Schmerfed by Notdarkoverlord March 5, 2019
shmerenerd
in between emotions; not knowing whether you are shocked or confused when staring at someone or thing.
Jon: “ Henry looked soooo shmerenerd when seeing his grandmas nudes.”
Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”
Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”
Glen: “Yeah i know, that was hilarious”
Henry: “what. in the. actual. f-”
shmerenerd by TheRealSexyMexi February 20, 2023
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