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Schnerble

The small crumbs on the bottom of a chip and/or cracker bag that is smaller than the size of your thumb nail.
Here Jacey, do you want the schnerbles from the bottom of the Lays potato chip bag?
by schnerblemack July 1, 2018
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Schneeberger

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011
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Sceney Sceneable

A character who parodies Kiki Kannibal, played by actress/stickam rival Stevie Ryan in a series of videos which star Adam Paranoia playing Hilton Suicide (parody of John Hock ), Chris Crocker playing Mama Kannibal, and of course, Stevie Ryan playing Sceney Sceneable. The videos can be seen on Stevie Ryan's youtube channel.
Sceney Sceneable: Guess what?

Friend: What?

Sceney Sceneable: I'm pregnant!

Friend: ...Get an abortion.
by baaramewe October 18, 2008
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schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.
Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!
by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008
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schnarple

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.
An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.
by C. Garbe December 25, 2007
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schnabled

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.
"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."
by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014
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schmerkle

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight
by batandball February 8, 2010
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